@Limitbreaker , you just got spanked. How big was your Smash Stick during this dominating session? Follow-up question, what are you going to do differently next time you go one on one with the Other one?... Aside from cheating, of course.
It's really hard to fight when his Smash Stick was way up in me. Next time I would keep my distance and throw my explody bois
@Other , you now know what @Limitbreaker plans to do to defeat you. With this knowledge of his apparent intent to bukkake you with Bois that explody, what are you going to do next? Follow-up question, how did it feel knowing you exploded through @Limitbreaker and came out on top?
It was a good game. At first I was a little worried cause snake is a hard hitter but once I got my rhythm going I stuck to the basics. As for the “explody bois” I’m not worried my distance game is where I shine.
@xkitrose you gave your opponent a second chance because he S'ed some D, and then you beat him again. How does it feel? Are you going to rely on Hero's RNG forever? Roll a d20. If 2 dogs left the park at different times but we're friends, and it was a Wednesday, how big is your corgies donk? Are you ready to fight x person next round?
@DeleteJuan I honestly wanted him to give another chance to fight, SD at the beginning always suck. But! on top of that, i really wanted to use Hero's wonderful RNG to get those insta-kills. Getting a whack/thwack off is always satisfying, especially as a good way to de motivate the opponent. And his RNG is also very predictable. Most of his attacks rely on him facing your opponent. So if you need a tip, just don't get in front. Also my Eevee's donk is adorable, you just jelly that its better that Zarya's. And of course I'm ready to fight my next opponent, in case you didn't know, I'm the best
Bigger=better, zaryas ass is literally the size of your dog so that's inaccurate.. and let's see if you even have an opponent. Thanks for joining us. @TheeDaveed take it away
The best at not manning up to his bets cough cough
@NovaCainRL still wants to see that dick. He earned it
God damn right I earned it This is bullshit Had to wait like a year or two for this
@desi , you're now in the next round. And you're fighting the undefeated @PBG_Zero, what's your favorite food? Do you plan on Sing some D? @PBG_Zero is undefeated, how does that make you feel? Additionally how does it feel coming into this match with a record of 1-0 in this tournament?
thanks for having me my favorite food is soggy slices of white bread that are easy to swallow. S'ing D's is a big hobby of mine. angel luigi's rocket punch is horse shit so i'm not looking forward to that at all. i haven't gotten meteor smashed yet so i'm feeling pretty okay
TM06:: Interviews coming up @imyourtarget how do you feel coming out of that match with your cousin? You seemed to enjoy yourself (see exhibit A below). Are you aware that you're fighting your husband next? Small world. What's your policy on dubs vs subs? What's your favorite burger? Are you ready for your next match? Exhibit a:
Well Juan. I know I’m fighting my husband next. And he always kicks my ass. So. Yeah. I prefer subs. And egg on the burger is always amazing
Daveed:: Follow up question... Does that fact that @DaBootyDragon smashes your booty on the regular have any correlation to your preference to subs TM06:: Or eggs on your meat @imyourtarget
Another interview time. @PBG_Zero how does it feel also being undefeated? Any regrets? And words to your next opponent? What's your blood type? Anyone you want to say hi to back home?
It feels great @DeleteJuan . With the recession and 9/11 going on, it feels good to have a win in the bag. My only regret is not having discovered the cure for cancer earlier. To my next opponent: please make sure you take the laundry out of the washer and put it into the dryer as soon as it is done, otherwise it'll smell bad. Blood type is O negative, or at least that's what it says on Angel Fernandez's blood donation card. And yes, I would like to say hi to back home.